Q:  How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A:  Unique up on it.

Q:  How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A:  Tame way, unique up on it.

Q:  How do crazy people go through the forest?
A:  They take the psycho path.

Q:  How do you get holy water?
A:  You boil the hell out of it.

Q:  What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A:  Dam!

Q:  What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A:  Polaroids.

Q:  What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return?
A:  A stick.

Q:  What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A:  Nacho cheese.

Q:  What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A:  Subordinate clauses.

Q:  What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A:  Quattro sinko.

Q:  What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:  Spoiled milk.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:  Frostbite.

Q:  What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A:  A nervous wreck.

Q:  What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A:  Anyone can roast beef. Can you pea soup?

Q:  Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:  Right where you left him.

Q:  Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:  Because they have big fingers.

Q:  Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
A:  Because it scares the dog.

Q:  What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A:  Sanka.

Q:  What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
A:  The location of the dirt bag.

Q:  Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
A:  Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

Q:  What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A:  A bad golfer goes, "Whack, damn!"  A bad skydiver goes, "Damn, whack!"

Q:  How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
A:  Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.

Now, admit it, at least one of these made you smile!